Start with Quality Dough
QUALITY FIRSTWe use only the finest, and most responsibly-sourced, environmentally friendly, gluten-free, free-range, vegan, PETA approved, Cal/OSHA approved, Obama sponsored, non-GMO, politically correct flour for our delectable cookies.
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SERVICEOur service is unrivaled in terms of our hospitality and genuine and unconditional love for our customers.
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TRACK RECORDFeatured in "Food and Wine Magazine", and won 66 Silver Spoon and 75 James Beard Awards, we truly are the most qualified candidate for the job.
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The Most Qualified Gourmet "Cooks"
JJamal Joseph "The Lover" Brown (Natalie Smith)Known for obscene acts of love towards his food, JJamal is no stranger to the culinary world. Beginning his journey 17 years ago, at his first trip to Vons, JJamal was born for this work. From the moment his slimy tongue made contact with their once $3.49 Chicken Meal Deal, he was hooked. Violently and erotically gobbling this food every day of his life for the next 24 years of his life, food became his passion, his fuel. As he spends prolonged periods of time in Chick-Fil-A parking lots, he masters his culinary abilities, bringing love and joy to the Oriental kind, and to all who taste his sumptuous, ooey-gooey creations.
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Carlos "Tortugas" Robles
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View our "Menu" tab to see our amazing journeys, as these two young and curious lovers explore the world with their hands and mouths.
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